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  <title>Bedside Stories</title>
  <subtitle>behind closed doors and under stars</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>Miss Logan</name>
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  <updated>2006-07-11T23:43:21Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:66003</id>
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    <title>anyone out there?</title>
    <published>2006-07-11T23:43:21Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-11T23:43:21Z</updated>
    <lj:music>King of queens</lj:music>
    <content type="html">anyone?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:65730</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-11-30T07:39:00</title>
    <published>2005-11-30T13:40:37Z</published>
    <updated>2005-11-30T13:41:25Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Janis Joplin - Me and Bobby Mcgee</lj:music>
    <content type="html">man i havent shown my pretty face here in a while</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:64862</id>
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    <title>the human zoo</title>
    <published>2005-06-07T04:28:45Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-07T04:29:08Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Cirque Du Soleil - Piece of Heaven</lj:music>
    <content type="html">went to vegas. &lt;br /&gt;had a blast.&lt;br /&gt;cirque du soleil is the shit. &lt;br /&gt;if anyone gets a chance to see Zumanity you shoudl take it. Its fucking hottttt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THe soundtrack isnt that bad either.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:64705</id>
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    <title>gone to vegas</title>
    <published>2005-05-30T03:11:59Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-30T03:11:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">bye till friday</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:64281</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-05-24T17:55:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-24T22:55:19Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-24T22:55:19Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Seinfeld</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Hello ALl&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few updates:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Aaron and I broke up&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Vegas in 6 days. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. ....i guess i dont have a third point.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:64124</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-05-15T12:05:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-15T17:05:16Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-15T17:05:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Man&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I am waiting for Brian (twin) and Roger to turn 21 then i'll be good.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last night's party at Jasons house was interesting.  I learned new things about people heehee and one scary thing about people, drinking, and the dark side.  when people drink and go to the dark side .....they dont come back until they wake up.  and its a fact.   but jason still is the shit so...yea. cool.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15 days to vegas.  HELL YEA......</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:63918</id>
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    <title>soap rantings....kim will undertand.</title>
    <published>2005-05-07T04:15:22Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-07T04:15:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">fuck passions.  their story officially sucks ...except the whole beth/edna/alistair thing....i guess mainly i hate the gwen/theresa/ethan story. he is betraying the mother of his children....theresa needs to forget ethan</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:63667</id>
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    <title>Dont deny it..some of you are guilty of these....</title>
    <published>2005-05-03T20:18:00Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-03T20:25:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When... &lt;br /&gt;If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You found yourself composing journal entries during dates, movies, even sex!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you... several days ago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've downloaded some sort of LJ program which has only the purpose of making entries easier to write without going on the site manually.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have more friends on LJ than in real life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've met at laest 50% of your LJ friends. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can't seem to call your friends by their real names - only LJ names will do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've fallen in love with someone you met on LJ.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have posted about a party or get together on your LJ... and random strangers showed up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are guilty of traveling more than an hour to meet someone with LiveJournal. (Extra points for traveling five hours or more)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You talk about your LJ friends to your real life friends all the time... like they're a part of your group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've created a LJ community, and people actually post in it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've been recognized in real live by a fellow LJ'er.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have "pity friends" on your list, who you would defriend if you could.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've pimped one of your friends on journal, trying to get people to friend him / her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead of doing research, you post difficult questions on your LiveJournal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your pets all have their own LiveJournals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know, right now, how many people have friended you (without peeking).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're guilty of posting sexy or nude pictures to get more people to friend you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retro spect.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have an additional, secret journal that hardly anyone knows about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've broken up with someone - or ended a friendship - soley via LiveJournal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've been reported (or reported someone) to LJ Abuse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've been featured on LJ Drama.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:63427</id>
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    <title>In exactly one month</title>
    <published>2005-05-02T13:19:44Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-02T13:19:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I will be waking up to a beautiful desert sunrise overlooking Las Vegas Blvd. (aka the strip)</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:62924</id>
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    <title>the pope and texas</title>
    <published>2005-04-19T17:05:00Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-19T17:05:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So I was watching the first papal blessing by Benedict the 16 and what did I see?  I saw a huge Texas flag being waved in the crowd.  And that right there is why i love being a texan.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:62653</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-04-15T09:14:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-15T14:14:50Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-15T14:14:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">f#*$%!g suppositories</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:62342</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-04-08T19:29:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-09T00:29:17Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-09T00:29:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.almapro.com/asoro/CYE_theme.mid"&gt;http://www.almapro.com/asoro/CYE_theme.mid&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:61893</id>
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    <title>LOVE IS</title>
    <published>2005-04-01T14:54:24Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-01T14:54:24Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Goo Goo Dolls - Give A Little Bit</lj:music>
    <content type="html">driving around all dallas metroplex all day helping find the PERFECT truck/deal.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:61522</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-03-31T20:31:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-01T02:31:53Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-01T02:31:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">kim austin is coming back to days. and carrie. woohoo</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:61202</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-03-27T22:04:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-28T04:04:47Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-28T04:04:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">if anyone has any information about the show carnivale send the information my way</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:61080</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-03-21T09:29:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-21T15:29:17Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-21T15:29:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">man its good to be back.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:60712</id>
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    <title>au revoir, baby!</title>
    <published>2005-03-11T15:08:50Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-11T15:08:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">im gone to dc till the 20th</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:60485</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-03-08T03:06:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-08T09:06:22Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-08T09:06:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so i went back to mesquite (where i went to high school) and i saw my fellow classmates at town east mall (big surprise there!) and i saw so many girls i knew from high school with children. who needs the birth control pill when i have a dose of reality?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:59658</id>
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    <title>my new vehicle</title>
    <published>2005-02-27T05:46:58Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-27T05:46:58Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Bluebonnet741: i got a truck and named it Jolene&lt;br /&gt;DollyPartonfan02: hey &lt;br /&gt;DollyPartonfan02: awwwwww&lt;br /&gt;DollyPartonfan02: im so proud :-)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:59533</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-02-25T17:41:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-25T23:41:01Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-25T23:41:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Unlikely Sequels &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;11. Chasing Amy 2: Holden and Banky Do Manhattan &lt;br /&gt;10. EI8HT &lt;br /&gt;9. Reservoir Cats &lt;br /&gt;8. E.T. 2: Glowing Death Finger &lt;br /&gt;7. Indiana Jones and the Lost Colostomy Bag &lt;br /&gt;6. Driving Miss Daisy's Hearse &lt;br /&gt;5. Ghost 2: Still Fucking Dead &lt;br /&gt;4. Memento 0 &lt;br /&gt;3. A Miracle on Elm Street &lt;br /&gt;2. Last Temptation of Christ 2: The Revenge &lt;br /&gt;1. Dude, Where's My Plot?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/03/Top_11_sequels.htmlhttp://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/03/Top_11_sequels.html"&gt;http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/03/Top_11_sequels.htmlhttp://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/03/Top_11_sequels.html&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:59312</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-02-25T12:22:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-25T18:22:13Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-25T18:22:13Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Rolling Stones - Waiting For A Friend</lj:music>
    <content type="html">dont you hate it when you lost your tv remote and then you are stuck on one channel?  i would change it manually but damn i dont feel like pressing the channel button a thousand or so times.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:58940</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-02-24T08:06:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-24T14:06:41Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-24T14:06:41Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Dolly Parton - The Grass Is Blue</lj:music>
    <content type="html">people update your ljs.  the friends list has become very boring as of late.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:58708</id>
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    <title>regarding emily's new pug</title>
    <published>2005-02-23T20:54:52Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-23T21:00:52Z</updated>
    <lj:music>heart -  battle of evermore</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Bree019 [2:48 P.M.]:  I'll send you pix first&lt;br /&gt; Bree019 [2:48 P.M.]:  of when she comes home&lt;br /&gt; Bluebonnet741 [2:48 P.M.]:  awwwww&lt;br /&gt; Bree019 [2:48 P.M.]:  and I'm going to take pix of her at the airport, too&lt;br /&gt; Bluebonnet741 [2:48 P.M.]:  Of course&lt;br /&gt; Bree019 [2:49 P.M.]:  I'm going to try to take pictures of her with the captain&lt;br /&gt; Bluebonnet741 [2:50 P.M.]:  may I inquire as to why&lt;br /&gt; Bree019 [2:50 P.M.]:  just because it'll be funny&lt;br /&gt; Bree019 [2:50 P.M.]:  omg but not while he's flying the plane</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:58544</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-02-23T05:16:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-23T11:16:19Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-23T11:17:01Z</updated>
    <lj:music>10,000 Maniacs - More Than This</lj:music>
    <content type="html">FYI:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;March 11-20 I will be going on vacation.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:anycolorulike:58220</id>
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    <title>anycolorulike @ 2005-02-16T16:21:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-16T22:21:20Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-16T22:21:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Things I have learned in Texas:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;air.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a few&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;no one has ever seen before.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Raccoons will test your melon crop and let you know when they are ripe.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;If it grows, it will stick you. If it crawls, it will bite you!&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Nothing will kill a mesquite tree.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;There are valid reasons some people put razor wire around their house.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;A tractor is NOT an all terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;The wind blows at 90 mph from Oct 2 till June 25; then it stops totally&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;until October 2.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Onced and twiced are words.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Coldbeer is one word.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;People actually grow and eat okra.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Green grass DOES burn.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;When you live in the country you don't have to buy a dog. City people&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;drop them off at your front gate in the middle of the night.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;few weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to see a&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;doctor.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Fix-in-to is one word.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;There ain't no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;there's supper.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;"Sweetened ice tea" is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;it when you are two.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;"Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning, "did you eat?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;is.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You measure distance in minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You can switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You see a car with the engine running in the Wal-mart parking lot with&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;no one in it, no mater what time of the year.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or a&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;vegetable.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;unlocked.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You carry jumper cables for your own car.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You only have four spices in your kitchen: Salt, Pepper, Catsup, and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Tabasco.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You think everyone from north of Dallas has an accent.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Sexy underwear is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;The local papers covers national and international news on one page but&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;requires six pages to cover Friday night high school football.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;The first day of deer season is a national holiday.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You know which leaves make good toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You find 100 degrees a "tad" warm.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;All four seasons are: Almost summer, summer, still summer and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Christmas.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You know whether another Texan is from East, West, North, or South&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Texas as soon as he opens his mouth.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin Wal-Martin" or&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;"off to Wally-world."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;weather.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop....It's a Coke&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;regardless of brand or flavor.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;</content>
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